Today, I went to my daughter's best friends birthday party, only to find my ex there, who is now sleeping with the mother, who has a fiancé in prison, who isn't going to be happy when he gets out. Most awkward kids birthday party ever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I came back home from an errand and found my ex in bed, embracing my 20 year-old daughter. They said that nothing has been going on. Glad he's an ex. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe the fiancé will **** up your ex, like you wish you could.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Dudes gonna get ****** up.
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Comments (4)
Roxy Rousseau 11
Not really awkward for you. It’s your ex: their messy life doesn’t concern you anymore
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the fiancé will **** up your ex, like you wish you could.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Dudes gonna get ****** up.
ZeldaFlower 16
So many questions come to mind. How close is she to the mother? Did she miss a memo on them not getting married? How long is he in prison for— did they both decide it’s ok while he’s there? How does she know he will not be happy? She must be somewhat close, but not close enough for the mother to tell her much? What made it awkward other than being near the ex, and her assuming it was supposed to be a secret? Doesn’t seem like the mother tried to hide her boyfriend.
ZeldaFlower 16
Doesn’t seem like the mother tried to hide her boyfriend, maybe she’s no longer going to marry the guy who is in prison?