Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
That kid needs to watch more Sesame Street and less Family Guy.
Emma1562 35
At least you're not a guy...
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Comments (63)
SixthSinEnvy 39
Now are you called 'boobs' because you have grandiose mammary matter, or because you are a boob? You've left a big plot hole here.
RodzillaX 30
Why not both?
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
A boob with huge ****?
tntscl 4
Get used to this. Guys will be doing or thinking this the rest of your life
mfmylifesrsly 30
Guys can think that all they want, but I hope you're not telling OP to get used to being sexually harassed (not saying the 5 year old was).
tntscl 4
So you hope I'm not saying for her to get used to something that didn't happen?
sweetpotato301 7
Well no because if a grown man started referring to a woman as 'boobs', that is sexual harassment.
StarEelf 4
Isn't that a good rhing?
TrentJ 12
Kids. They say the darnedest things
I_Like_Boobs 14
I don't see the problem, everyone likes boobs therefore everyone will like you
bnbhimp 10
Everyone loves boobies
zaidthunder1 27
Hey, somebody noticed, right?
TisButAScratch 10
Is that supposed to be an insult to his sister?
fitnessgram 19
is your name "boobs" by any chance?
catherinecas 30
Depending on age that might just be how he differentiates you from his siblings other friends. My younger sister called my friends 'Punzel because of her long hair and Bean because she was really tall.
Recon13x 9
he is 5
catherinecas 30
I realize that now but when I made the comment for some reason I skipped that part.