Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I was looking through old childhood pictures for my father's funeral and I found one of our old Christmas cards. I looked at it and noticed in the background our two dogs enjoying very spirited sex. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML
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Top comments
carmel1110 12
Maybe the dog is more photogenic than you.
kurodansei 16
well we know who's top dog in that household.
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Comments (78)
GuinnessGirrrl 8
Dogs Rule... Step-Kids Drool
Old_Iron_Sides 6
At least it wasn't your wedding...
Old_Iron_Sides 6
At least you werent wearing a see through dress, especially if it was an outdoor wedding...
Obey_StudBoii 23
My question here is why would anyone want a picture of their dog taking a dump?
Xxblackice 13
at least we know who getting the family inheritance
Satoaoi 13
I'd consider counseling
Kingbreezy04 10
OP that's a big responsibility to hold a dogs leash while it *****. You should be proud, your family can cherish that moment forever.
LaughtingJoker 4
They love the dog more than u. fyl
photoquilty 6
It's their dog and their wedding. Their choice who's I'm the pics. Not that hard to figure out.
HFE10 2
I know that feel bro. Sorry.