Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I was looking through old childhood pictures for my father's funeral and I found one of our old Christmas cards. I looked at it and noticed in the background our two dogs enjoying very spirited sex. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML
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Top comments
carmel1110 12
Maybe the dog is more photogenic than you.
kurodansei 16
well we know who's top dog in that household.
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Comments (78)
rhysfucker 24
Know your role, shit boy; know your role.
kingbling11 12
As a wedding photographer myself, I can say that if you'd hired a half decent photographer, they'd have made the effort to get a posed shot of the Groom and his family. Also they should have found out beforehand that the groom had a son/daughter and made sure to take some decent shots of you. In conclusion, this is either BS or your dad picked a pretty shitty photographer.
Pikachu17 13
That dog is going places in life
AssTard 15
Hey! Don't complain! That will be a memorable moment in a few years. *turns to the side and whispers, "No, it won't..."*
ICastillo 25
Yeah, as soon as Op looked away they probably threw it away. Or photoshopped Brad Pitt's face over OPs face. Everybody loves that guy.
zandalee 20
Meh... Not so much. It's all about Channing these days...
ICastillo 25
Awe man how could I forget Channing... I'm disappointed in myself..
rattusrattus 19
It's FMLs like these that make me think I should have gone into the family therapy business... *Mr Burns-style hand-steeple*
BurumaB 2
Everyone wanted the dog in their photos because he's obviously more outgoing and sociable than you are, why not try to be more like him? It was nice of him to let you get at least one pic with him as well, you should be grateful for that because I'm sure some people probably missed out altogether.
GingerNinja7 17
It's because the dog doesn't do that damn duck face whenever he's getting his picture taken, OP.
AzWolf 5
Their wedding, their pictures. Sorry. :(
chimcharx3 15
And it's their kid. Yeah it's their wedding but it's a whole family occasion. Not just a husband, wife, dog event.
outoftown 27
Doggone it, OP, that was a bitch move from your dad and new step-momster.
no_more_words_98 8
My family would have done the same