Today, I was reading a newspaper at a bus stop when a creepy guy rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "I miss the good old days, when people would read newspapers together and it wasn't classed as weird." He then walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, while reading "1984" on the train, a cute guy around my age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask for my number, he got up, patted me on the head and said it's so nice that kids my age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
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Top comments
rememberkids 14
I'm pretty sure ppl found this creepy in the old days too
xplicitkontent 18
I miss the good ol' days when creepy ass people didn't violate my personal space.
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Comments (60)
baseballdude1283 18
What is the newspaper you speak of?
braceany 11
You get some characters on public transport. I am currently sitting on the train watching a man pick his nose and eat it. Not giving a single ****
SuperDanielNL 23
Perhaps he is hungry?
perdix 31
#12, you should be glad you weren't around in the good old days, when people would share boogers and it wouldn't be classified as weird.
nightbirdblue 27
Public transport is always interesting. I've seen a man almost screaming to the bus driver that the driver needed to pray and then God would make the bus driver's genetic condition go away because it was really a curse. I've also seem a woman correcting her children on proper behavior, which she considered to sing as loud as possible for the thirty minutes they were on the bus. OP is lucky that the interesting character went away shortly.
SilencioIsTheKey 12
I once saw a man chase madly after a bus and then accidentally get his hands stuck on the poster that was on the bus... Ripping it off. Oh wait... That was Spiderman.
KinkyCurly 13
You should have shared your newspaper...
mariazzz 5
At least you weren't listening to music and he didn't take one of your earphones out to listen to your sounds. Consider yourself lucky!
CouldBeMe 7
Omg!! That old man did that to me too!
AboveAll04 14
u live on mars -__- highly unlikely it was the same old man
gc327072 31
Well 21, if he actually was on Mars, he'd be the only human on the whole planet. This could potentially make him so lonely that he'd hallucinate, and begin to "see people", and then it's actually quite likely that he could've seen the very same old man, and carried on a conversation with him, all within the confines of his lonely mind.
KendraLaine 18
Maybe he was a pickpocket & was using his creepiness to distract you?
perdix 31
What is weird is that he left before finishing the story you guys were reading together. Perhaps he was a speed-reader?
maximus_prime 24
Maybe he was just on speed, or some other exotic drug.
AboveAll04 14
you just made a new friend! instead of thunder buddies you two are newspaper buddies woohoo ! and from reading these FML's those good friends don't come around too often :p
PenguinBitch 44
Those were the days.....*looks out in the distance towards the moonlight*
brittyboo123 35
I'm sure if he had asked to read it with you, you might have said yes.