Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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heartlessagony 0
At least you're not with him anymore.
spicayyy 0
fyl
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Comments (193)
xForeverLifeless 0
Poor Cat...I mean poor You.
jebusandme 1
He's not in love with you because he's a dude who likes cats... which means he's gay. And yes, F the cats life
skyeyez9 25
Piss off to the rest for ragging on the OP. He was the one who wanted to break up, he was the one who was unusually happy giving each other's stuff back. Chances are that the bf was also eager to break up cause he was cheating on OP for awhile with another girl.
chemqueen20 0
I agree with sky
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I agree completely too. It's frustrating to see all the stupid kiddies who completely fail reading comprehension whining and assuming the guy owned the cat or whatever because they're too dumb to even pay attention while reading a few lines.
The_good_times 0
It's obvious that your ex loves the pussy more than your pussy.
gabriel_x 0
If you guys read and understand it... you will find out why is an FML. The boyfriend broke up because he wasn't in love anymore, then he is happy and joking, the girl says : I'm getting my cat back, he starts crying, so it means the guy loves more the cat than her GF.
lespectacles 0
It seems he was just in it for the pussy then?
bombtastic 10
that's the only pussy he's gonna miss. ;)
lyndseyb1012 0
hahah that's funny!
9010649 3
tell him to grow a pair and move on! FYL
Angejolie 0
Wow. That's messed up. Then again I would probably be the same in regards to my dog.