Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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Top comments
heartlessagony 0
At least you're not with him anymore.
spicayyy 0
fyl
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Comments (193)
jojo9772 0
wow what a pussy ( pun intended )
Diannaa 0
Lol nice one.
spicayyy 0
I guess that pussy was better.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Well, maybe he grew attached to your cat. If he gave it back, what's the big deal? Heck, I'd cry over that, too. I think most people would agree that they'd be more sad about returning a beloved pet than their ex's stuff.
Monikabug 9
Beautifully said, #24. ツ
yerliefsuks 0
haha, man loves his pussy.... cat
CallMeHush 1
He is going to miss that pussy.
surfergirl22 0
lmfao... wow
lucidlucia 0
I guess he didn't think you'd take it back. He deserved it.
darkmis1 18
I'd cry if I had to give up my kitties.
smile031008 0
lol
Erindub 0
My ex of over 4 years pulled this crap with my cat whim he didn't even want to begin with. After fighting about it for months I still don't have my cat back. Whats worse...hes the one that left me. Kept a bunch of my stuff.
koco4 0
Oh that sucks, I'm sorry. He's so wrong for doing that since you love the cat as well and you've loved the cat from the start.
cabbitt 0
Haha, this isn't really an FML but still hilarious.