Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Today, thanks to my wife’s obsession with expensive foods like chutney, relishes, exotic spices, and preserved foreign vegetables and herbs, I'm literally staring into a fridge full of glass jars, with a door that barely stays closed, and yet has nothing inside suitable to eat for my dinner. FML
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML
Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML
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Tripartita 45
I say you drink until you see double and then enjoy a whole meal!
kirby1964 20
Go food shopping, it is cheaper then eating out all the time.
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Comments (15)
Born2Goth 18
Well, at least that means you're not a complete alcoholic. As you can actually keep it in the house. Some people would have the urge to drink it all as soon as they bought it. So good for you! Lol. Really though, I don't know why this means your life sucks. Just go buy some food? Unless you're saying that you're broke, in which case just buy food instead of wine next time.
WeirdUS 30
Dollar store your friend it will be. Save money you will, eat better you shall. Takeout expensive it is.
False_Stupidity 42
And your problem is?
Dominus101 20
So how is that liquid diet working out for ya ?
young_stud 14
I'm guessing you opened your fridge because you were hungry? Good thing you have half a takeaway meal in there lol
squiros 2
did all the editors quit? it is entire contents? it has entire contents? Its entire contents: nobody who speaks english. there is no apostrophe for the possessive.