Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
I sometimes wonder how these complete mentalists blend in with normal people when they're not doing the most ratchet/bizarre things :-/
IntoTheClouds 42
I had a customer pee in the fitting room and give me back the skirt she used to clean herself up. This is a whole new level.
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Comments (101)
anonseal 9
*slowly losing faith in humanity*
SimpleBurd 5
Omfg, what in the absolute hell?!??? That's ******* awful
captainsmegma 12
Throw the pad and panties in the trash. Put the clothes in the mark-down bin.Shot of Lysol in the changing room and life goes on.
BooBooKittyF11 21
eww
vikky538 29
Ew ew ew...(100 times) Eww...
sillygirl247 14
That's so nasty. I swear people want to act like men are the only gross ones. But no women can be worse.
kaybows 14
I'm so genuinely sorry that you had to experience that.
vogonpoet 5
This happens on a regular basis. The majority of these people do not have any form of issues that might explain such behavior. These people are just foul. Pity the stores don't charge them for the damages.
Tkell45 3
Have her banned from the store
Ultimate_Batman 28
That's hot