Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
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nephilim241 19
I sometimes wonder how these complete mentalists blend in with normal people when they're not doing the most ratchet/bizarre things :-/
IntoTheClouds 42
I had a customer pee in the fitting room and give me back the skirt she used to clean herself up. This is a whole new level.
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Comments (101)
LPac5295 27
What the hell was going through her mind. That is appalling.
doodlecloud 27
I do hear about this happening every now and then but never really understood how they get away with it. Don't you check them in and out? Wouldn't you stop her as soon as she gave you wet clothes/not enough clothes back? And immediately shut the area down for health and safety and make it clear she's in deep shit for this?
tymarie2012 31
some places don't check you into a dressing room. And usually they don't have someone there to immediately put clothes away.
doodlecloud 27
All big stores I've been to do...they count and check clothes and put them on a rail to be put away later. The only place I've been to that don't are second-hand shops. But even then the worker normally keeps an eye on you. : / Maybe it's a UK/city thing?
BadKitty13 28
Gross
pixierara 28
This made me physically sick reading it. I don't understand people like that.
LunaJoyce86 15
I have read a story almost exactly like this on Notalwaysright.com. it's crazy the bullshit some people do!
LeGly 5
Sweet ****...is there no limit to the depravity of some people?
mswim 27
That is utterly repulsive. I always wonder how these people manage to get away. You'd think peeing in a changing room would attract attention. That's really awful you had to clean that up, OP.
momo3p 22
Was she retarded
ShaynaMarie322 15
I would really like to know what goes on in people's minds when they do stuff like this.
CliffyB03 28
I wish when people do this, that they get in severe trouble and are forced to clean up everything that they made a mess of until it it spotless.