Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex and I had a fight because I refuse to tolerate his best friend's raging misogyny and racism. I told him that laughing at those jokes and tolerating those behaviors is just as bad as him doing it himself. He claims it’s not, because he’s dating me and I’m half black so "it’s OK”. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, my friend was watching a black guy getting yelled at by the cops on TV. He then decided to yell, "Wow, ni***** really don't know how to behave!" When I didn't react, he yelled it over and over, until I slunk into my room. He knows I'm part black. FML
Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML
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Rich531 21
tell him yours is seeing racists being ****** in their anus
JazzHandsFML 28
did he start by saying I'm not racist but... usually means there's gonna be something horribly racist
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Comments (45)
udderbutter 15
Dude whoop your brothers ass
WeLikeIke 23
I hope he knows how much he ****** up because if he doesn't, there is something deeply disturbing about him!
wakemeupplease 21
Stupid racist but he only said that cause we all know once a girl go black... you know the rest :D
Aimeejasmine 15
What?
yve1220 20
Been there done that. So sorry op, I hope your gf doesn't think any less of you because of your brother.
chanellgymnast 17
you're brother is an asshole who deserves to get his ass whooped.
vlalam 24
What were ur parents actually doing when he was growing up?
greekk 21
Does this fml seem more over the top then others? I don't recall ever seeing swearing or so stuff like 'God damn stupid mouth'
yerawizardlizzy 27
It didn't necessarily seem over the top to me, but its inclusion irritated me because he could have used that space within the character limit to give us a little more info on the girlfriend. We assume she's not white, but that's clearly a vital part of the story and shouldn't have been left out. Probably my writer side coming out.
peggscott 14
As a white Scottish guy I think it's funny when people are racist in front of me, because I just remind them that I'm actually the grandson of an immigrant, and then watch as they get all flustered and try to back track
deathgrips 17
"I'm not racist because I get turned on by white men asserting dominance over black women"
Ianamis 6
Not necessarily. Depends on the **** really.
snazzymcwho 21
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS. That's exactly it. UGH.
Aimeejasmine 15
#45 that was literally implied in the FML, don't defend someone when the only information we know is they're racist ?
Ichiya 29
Technically if you want to go that route all we know is op says his brother is racist.
Aimeejasmine 15
Ya know I'm kinda confident OP knows their own brother pretty damn well, not like they lived with him for the majority of their life
EarlFug 19
Sounds like your brother is an insecure dick. But I don't think Gandhi, or even Mandela, would recommend a whoopin.