Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex and I had a fight because I refuse to tolerate his best friend's raging misogyny and racism. I told him that laughing at those jokes and tolerating those behaviors is just as bad as him doing it himself. He claims it’s not, because he’s dating me and I’m half black so "it’s OK”. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, my friend was watching a black guy getting yelled at by the cops on TV. He then decided to yell, "Wow, ni***** really don't know how to behave!" When I didn't react, he yelled it over and over, until I slunk into my room. He knows I'm part black. FML
Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML
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Rich531 21
tell him yours is seeing racists being ****** in their anus
JazzHandsFML 28
did he start by saying I'm not racist but... usually means there's gonna be something horribly racist
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Comments (45)
TheBelt 19
Have a civilized talk with him about racism and about how being racist is bad, Or just kick his ass.
jbuckets_404 39
Wait a minute! He's apparently only stating one of his sexual preferences per ****, so from what little the OP wrote, she didn't explicitly state any actual derogatory words/ views by him. However, one could infer from her comments that he seems to be a racist, but as mentioned before, she didn't provide any actual evidence. Thus, IMHO, he's still innocent until proven/ shown to be guilty.
Wakachulak 22
First of all, OP is a man.
IWishIWasObama 12
He's not racist.
EarlFug 19
It would be helpful to know what was actually said. But **** preferences are rarely a good defense.
Clevelandians 17
So he has a thing for black chicks what's the big deal? Doesn't prove whether he is a racist or not. I can understand why DocBastard retired.
limabeans101029 21
The point is that "I like watching black girls get ****** by white guys" isn't a valid way to show that you aren't racist
JKPwnage 27
Texas? Texas.
LastResort318 14
What did he even say?
Casual_Cthulhu 12
How do we know he is racist?
HighasaCloud 46
We don't, but his own brother OP certainly does, and that's all the evidence we need that the racist is indeed a racist.
ham_spam 17
All of u calling racists stupid and saying there bad look at ur selves calling them names and stuff just wow hating them for hating other races they can't help it it's not by choice like u can't choose to like cheesecake or something
limegreenpoopie 31
Quite an interesting brother you have...
angelofsaturn 23
Your brother is a special kind of special OP.