Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex and I had a fight because I refuse to tolerate his best friend's raging misogyny and racism. I told him that laughing at those jokes and tolerating those behaviors is just as bad as him doing it himself. He claims it’s not, because he’s dating me and I’m half black so "it’s OK”. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, my friend was watching a black guy getting yelled at by the cops on TV. He then decided to yell, "Wow, ni***** really don't know how to behave!" When I didn't react, he yelled it over and over, until I slunk into my room. He knows I'm part black. FML
Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML
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Rich531 21
tell him yours is seeing racists being ****** in their anus
JazzHandsFML 28
did he start by saying I'm not racist but... usually means there's gonna be something horribly racist
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Comments (45)
fallen_dragonkin 12
your brother has issues
MrZsDad 19
Your brother is an awesome contender for the Ghetto Olympics! Gold medal material!
marcbjonson 7
change his mind and make a **** with your girl. let us see it too.
micassures_fml 19
and most of all, you don't "make a ****" for your brother to see.... what is wrong with you?
vikky538 29
You brother is gone beyond racism.
Barthanax 9
Actually he's not being racist unless her calls her a ******, Negro, Black, Person of Color or African American. The politically correct way to say it is "person of a different ethnicity then I."
Anonymous_the1st 8
He has good tastes
inolongercare 19
Haven't you learned you can't argue with stupid people?
teentee401 37
If you have to explain why you're not racist, you probably are.
kennie999 5
I'm not racist but i think his favorite **** comment was hilarious other than that he's a complete dick
Candied_person 13
That's not racist and I like that as well