Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
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Sonychka 13
You're a big girl. Use your big girl words.
lalalanono 8
It's a sad day when your mom jumps to the worst case scenario.
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Comments (126)
rjeswcmsshs 0
Lol
AzzieC 12
I would at least told her what happened before sticking up the finger or u could have been nice enough 2 hurt a different finger
xkonstantine125x 7
omfg i couldnt stop laughing for a good minute. thats hilarious. poor mom. :(
ForeverAloneGal 23
Who lets their feelers get hurt that bad over a finger? It's not that offensive.
Briiyahh 7
Tell her even if she's not talking to you she didn't slam Her ear into the drawer she can hear you
sweetmama88 6
Please go and talk to your mom and tell her it was a mistake and tell her the truth !
izzygarcia 0
Your moms wierd , Cause my mamma would be cussing me out if I stuck my middle finger up at her not giving me the silent treatment ;D
TimeToRageQuit 0
I'm sorry, but I can picture that and laugh so hard.
missyfiona89 28
Did you try explaining?
hateevryone 15
You should've explained it to her when you stuck up your middle finger.