Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
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Sonychka 13
You're a big girl. Use your big girl words.
lalalanono 8
It's a sad day when your mom jumps to the worst case scenario.
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Comments (126)
jewwybeanzzz 10
When I'm in pain I don't want to speak. I sprained the side of my hand down I to my wrist once and I didn't talk for hours. I showed my coach my hand. He asked if I needed to leave and I nodded and left. If it's bad you just take care if the injury (or have ur mom look at it to see what to do) and bandage it up. I guess it's different for different ppl but that's how it works for me
meethi1742 0
I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing. It sound really funny, lol !
bwzwally8 15
I would have shouted f*ck you drawer
vinyl_scratch 4
whenever I slam my fingers in a drawer I always yell "oh, Bob Saget!" that way my mom knows I just hurt myself
monicaa94 2
Lmao I couldn't stop laughing when I read that haha
Snooyroxmyworld 5
Thats so stupid
Count_Coolness 26
Ahh, this was a subtle chance to flip the bird to your mother!
RageWolf16 31
This one actually made me laugh wow I want an illustrated for it
harleyangel0373 7
Your mom should lighten up.
bassfisher100 23
when my sister was younger she did that to a doctor after they pricked her middle finger. Hard to think about what youre doing when you're hand is throbbing