Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years asked, "If you'd go somewhere, where'd you go?" Assumed he's planning our first big vacation, I said, "Somewhere warm, with water and beaches." Later I found out via social media that he's at the airport with a chick resembling our new neighbour. They're going to a romantic place with his boss. I also found out that I'm pregnant and unemployed. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Top comments
angiemarie96 25
Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram
sumbum95 15
Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)
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Comments (80)
chelduhhhh 1
I'm thinking if he posted that picture on Instagram, calling him to break up would be a little redundant. what he did is sleazy, but take the hint.
AyyItsJewel 3
smdh /.- Instagram a picture of his stuff in a nice bag tied up nice with a ribbon getting run over by your car on the way home from a date ^.^ Toot it and Boot it, sweetcakes.! you deserve WAAAY better (:
hateevryone 15
Do it on instagram
faireanjell 5
Just send him an Instagram of you with a sign breaking up with him...
luc887_fml 28
I read too quickly the first time. And if you take the "with his dad" (after Bahamas) out of the FML, I gets a whole new meaning.
MissMellyMay 7
if he can instagram something, he clearly has cell service.
LilFlutter 10
Ever hear of Wi-Fi?
chosha_fml 27
Don't bother to call anyway. You found out about him cheating via Instagram. Let him find out he's dumped by you changing your relationship status on Facebook.
assistantrachel 2
I don't think he deserves the courtesy of a phone call, frankly. JMO!
superman3212 8
you don't know.. maybe his dad did grow boobs and long hair and is attempting incest...
JosieGracee 2
wow... o-o