Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years asked, "If you'd go somewhere, where'd you go?" Assumed he's planning our first big vacation, I said, "Somewhere warm, with water and beaches." Later I found out via social media that he's at the airport with a chick resembling our new neighbour. They're going to a romantic place with his boss. I also found out that I'm pregnant and unemployed. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Top comments
angiemarie96 25
Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram
sumbum95 15
Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)
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Comments (80)
rita91 5
Nope put a post it and super glue it to his door, if u have a key a) burn his clothes or give them to goodwill
FierceFire 9
Clearly your boyfriend isn't smart if he thought to post on Instagram and not think you would see it.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Just comment on that Instagram picture of him kissing another woman with the breakup. & Change your locks if he lives with you. (Sorry, didn't read the comments yet)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Look at the bright side OP. He has no clue what is coming and you have time to think of an awesome revenge / break up plot. If he is dumb enough to cheat and to plaster it on the Internet, he is definitely not worth your tears. Take care
Cazz91 21
I'm sorry that your probably now ex boyfriend once you were able to dump him was a cheating prick OP. It could have been a worse scenario with his cheating. His father could have became a transgender secretly before the trip happened and your boyfriend in return developed incest feelings towards the now mother-father... Yup, extra ****** up if that had actually happened. I wish I could press the FYL button more than once for you since cheating sucks balls period. :(
naiveprophet 15
This just means you have time to plan the most epic break up ever for when he gets back. And am I the only person who would be like "yeah right" if someone said they were going to the Bahamas with their dad?
tgabes 9
Tell him on Instagram..
limabeans101029 21
I don't get why over a thousand people think that OP deserved this...
HSArchon 9
I've heard that there were YDI bots running rampant, so yeah.
chosha_fml 27
Who goes to the Bahamas with their dad when they have a girlfriend? I didn't vote YDI, but some might have thought she should have known something was up.
jondmon91 10
Leave him via instagram so your whole community will know the drama:)
tbenson0628 14
Id say, he probably just dumped u via instagram...sorry OP. i think that ship sailed with your now Ex giving you the salute. that sux.