Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years asked, "If you'd go somewhere, where'd you go?" Assumed he's planning our first big vacation, I said, "Somewhere warm, with water and beaches." Later I found out via social media that he's at the airport with a chick resembling our new neighbour. They're going to a romantic place with his boss. I also found out that I'm pregnant and unemployed. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Top comments
angiemarie96 25
Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram
sumbum95 15
Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)
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Comments (80)
twiztedone 19
Instagram that ****** a pic of the break up note!
RayneWolf13 15
kill him.. its the only thing to do
kasmol 16
Don't worry about breaking up with him. I'm pretty sure posting the pictures on instagram indicated his relationship status regardless of what you might add.
yeongji 31
He is not even worth a call, especially if it means a long distance call. Treat him like he never existed when he comes back.
migmit 11
Break up with him on Facebook. If he doesn't have a Facebook page, create one for him.
Blink_me26 21
What a ******* asshole
wonders8 3
Well then break up with him through via Instagram through comments. Be cold hearted bitch just like him. The asshole deserves it!
PapaSmurffolks 7
Send him a Instagram pic with some hot guy face between your legs... Pay backs a bitch and then some.....
kittykat1501 31
No. Just no. These things DO NOt belong on the internet
chameleon28 16
What ... The ... ****?
Bunny21 11
May I suggest handcuffing him to the bed then pretending to give him a handjob long enough to apply a generous amount of bengay on his tiny penis and balls. That should teach him and his tiny penis a lesson about cheating.