Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML
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walker9879 25
Whelp, looks like both of you not being honest led to something neither of you wanted.
WCARlover 35
This is why honesty is always the best policy
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Comments (89)
Wattersd85 2
Your lack of sex drive turned him gay. So it ended on good terms then?
GhostFox 34
I'm not sure if you're being a sarcastic asshole or if you actually misread the bit where he said he didn't want to admit he wasn't attracted to women, when he started dating her.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Besides, asexuality isn't a disease or problem that needs diagnosis. I hope you were talking about low sex drive and not sexual attraction.
Biker187 13
Well at least you both have something in common...... Both enjoy puffen on Pet*r. But at least he told you the truth and he wasn't cheating on you with another girl.
GhostFox 34
...How does not having a sex drive, and thus likely finding sex very UNenjoyable mean that OP likes giving ********? Or the probably ex-boyfriend being gay mean he likes giving ********?
ericanicole1 12
To the people that said 'that could've happened to me' what the **** is going on in your life ?
clair_brodie 35
That is actually a sad story but good that you could both get things out in the open.
Bearsmomma 30
I recently told my husband something similar. I used to enjoy sex, but haven't for yearrrs. He once said "can you just fake it or something?". So, I did. After 4-6 years I got really bored with it. I've finally admitted I was faking all those years and really don't have ANY desire for sex or ************. I am just not able to feel aroused. Except maybe once or twice a year. I can understand that side of your issue OP. Daily requests (and nearly daily doing it anyway) is really difficult. It's messed with my head quite a bit too. Wish you luck on finding a solution.
KittieTetaz520 15
Wow
justinb97 16
I read that too lol
zigg75 8
My wife experiences that sometimes when she tries a new birth control. Not saying it's unnatural, but it could be that your birth control is suppressing your sex drive. It's a popular problem.
taintedtruffle 42
I smell a sitcom!