Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML
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walker9879 25
Whelp, looks like both of you not being honest led to something neither of you wanted.
WCARlover 35
This is why honesty is always the best policy
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Comments (89)
viciousquirrel 12
I misread and though you'd written 'wish him luck as he goes down the rod', not road. Yeah, I'm immature. I'll let myself out
SneakyDeath 15
This is why communication and understanding are important.
metalcrazed 21
The Ukraine is extremly anti-gay. Those of you that are posting "honesty is the best policy" need to realize that he could be beaten up or killed for coming out.
EvilLittleMan 23
This is the perfect friends zone scenario.
Based_Scooby 11
Damn Ukraine is crazy
fusall 4
Maybe you had no sex drive because some part of you knew he wasnt straight?
IDontKnowaName73 17
Well then why is this on FML? A day later we could see an FML saying, I just learned my girlfriend has no sex drive. I mean it's a neutral situation. "I never told my boyfriend I don't have a sex drive, and he never told me he was gay" like honestly none of you even lost anything in this, if you had no sex drive to begin with and neither did he, or atleast towards you. But hey that's just my opinion
Tsumetai_ 11
I dunno why #16 got down voted. I agree, op could be demi, tho asexual is probably more likely.
Goblin182 27
If you both care about each other this could be a win-win if you take sex out of the equation. You both get a caring partner, you don't have to have sex and he gets to "cover up" being gay until he is ready to come out.
vikky538 29
Now that you both you know what to do... Its just a simple conversation