Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML
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Top comments
walker9879 25
Whelp, looks like both of you not being honest led to something neither of you wanted.
WCARlover 35
This is why honesty is always the best policy
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Comments (89)
stryder9090 28
Did you look at each other and say... "Did we just become best friends?!"
RememberSchlitz 9
Friends Without Benefits.
sandormatyi 25
worst sex ever?
themanontheedge 13
that's just funny, and kinda ironic
zizoooooooo 4
A relationship with no sex drive.. How could you???
MitiMiki 16
Marriage made in heaven?
zman938 8
Well, at least you guys could be good friends...
graphicstyle7 17
You both really, really need to start reading Dan Savage's sex and love advice column, Savage Love. He has lots of great advice for people who are gay and for people who are asexual.
TaoShaman 24
No he doesn't. He's said numerous horrific, terrible things about asexual people. That man is hateful and evil.
Marmelade_fml 7
So you're asexual and he's gay, that's one way to have a nice mutual breakup.
tech1200mk5 6
That had to be some of the worst sex ever.
happypenguins 24
Rough day