Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML
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Peacelove0404 26
Well, were you?
Enslaved 38
YEP! Now I'm still unemployed and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
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Comments (44)
abbyycarper 13
sounds like it went well
hk1998 8
Ouch, that sounds like it didnt go so well, better luck next time OP
ostfaiz 18
What was the reason behind your stress? you should always plan your important interviews, may be you were preoccupied with multiple thoughts! YDI for no preparation
VeganDarkLight 31
Who says he wasn't prepared? Ever heard of anxiety issues?
oJoy 11
experience is key,you should role play before your next interview.
mrman32 5
you're not high, just stupid. YDI
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yes, he's stupid for having anxiety issues...
jayeterror775 18
Wowww. Aren't you just an ignorant, inconsiderate, little ******* douche bag. You can't say shit about anxiety issues, unless you have have dealt with before. So stop being a ******* stupid, arrogant, asshole to OP. You are the one who is stupid.
MamaZombieCakes 17
i get nervous like that also. Just relax and breathe and try to explain, hopefully you will get a second chance.
KataraSong 3
Could end up being a 50 shades scenario
BanAnnalee 12
maybe next time, tiger.
travismassie 7
maybe the interviewer was asking so you could smoke together
Axel5238 29
I'm sure your nervous, but if you get so worked up you can't keep yourself under control do you really think they are gonna hire that person? That's a indication to the interviewer your can't handle stress. Gotta keep that stuff under control as much as possible.