Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML
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Peacelove0404 26
Well, were you?
Enslaved 38
YEP! Now I'm still unemployed and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
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Comments (44)
Queen80 8
got the job?
sturschaedel 27
"No, of course not. I'm just incredibly nervous because this opportunity is really important to me." Just be honest, it's the best chance you have in this situation!
shidaddle 11
Either you just murdered someone or need to inhabit in recreational drugs. Gl
worldclassrager 41
That's beyond nervous...interviewers are people too it's just the same as anyone else
PraparAnis 19
Love your username :)
JRtheSnowman 5
Shit, maybe you should've been
Attacksloth 33
Please look into "mindfulness exercises" on Google. That's how I control my anxiety. Contrary to what we think, the world is not always judging us - it is too worried about its own self-image to do that. Either the interviewer was a jerk for calling you high, or he was kidding. Depends on what he meant. But, just like how interviewers are looking for their "best" person to hire, you too should be looking for signs of a work environment that is just going to make you sad and anxious. If people are constantly going to be judging you like that, would you want to work for them? I know sometimes picking and choosing isn't possible because we're in a world run by money, not morals. But pick and choose as much as possible, and, if you're forced to take a job where people are dicks, always look for something better.
turtlerae4 6
Username is perfect XD
lollypop624 11
Typical! Xx
briannasamonte 8
Idk why but I laughed so hard at this because I can imagine the guy saying " are you high?" ???