Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he had a thigh fetish, I thought it was cute, until I realised our sex life would mostly be him fawning all over my legs, then dry humping my knees. We’ve been together 3 months and I can count the number of actual shags I’ve had on one hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
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Mikeskinner 7
Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.
acerima 11
Screw the puns, that is just sick.
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Comments (165)
darkshaft1 8
Who let the dogs out? I think we know now.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I guess doggystyle means something different to him.
MidnightWolf3 12
FYI it's NOT against the law in all places.
ivanhoe4u 3
Does it involve peanut butter?
pacmanman 15
Bitches man...they always get in the way!
Cut3yPi3 7
NOW you know why he likes doggy style soooo much. Lol.
clair_brodie 35
1) he is probably a furry. 2) if that is his fetish and he takes it to more than just roleplay in to **********, not all states say its illegal. 3) folliowing 2, some states specify the weight limit of any animal in question if it is ********** that he enjoys 4) if it is merely the first and it is not your thing, then let him go. and maybe look up whatisfurry.com to learn that is it not all about sex like every single person here seems to make it out to be.
Lovenkraft 3
Woah, just because someone likes ********** has nothing to do with being a furry. We furries mostly look down on people who partake in **********, and we get very irritated when people automatically assume that ********** = furry. I appreciate the 4th comment about not judging it all on sexuality, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not equate ********** to being furry.
clair_brodie 35
That would be why I made the comment to say it is not all about sex like some people think I did not mean to put furry=**********. I know first hand they are not the same seeing as I live in a furry household.
ohhitsher 5
That's pretty disturbing.
rodgerishere 4
i have a beast fetish but atleast i only dream about it
ninaskyez 12
Dafuq?!