Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I screamed at the top of my lungs in the middle of a math test because I saw a spider that wound up being a hairball. My teacher was incredibly sympathetic, taking off only five points for "disrupting our working environment". FML
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Top comments
laurenlovesjb 20
Ouch! That's assault! I would say something...
alexcr344 7
Punch the kid and take your hair back
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Comments (82)
hzxrd 7
Must have been a hairy day!
SmittyJA24 26
Whatever happened to the "Good Ol' Days" when the class weirdo ate his boogers & skipped during class change??
ladybugz23 13
report to teacher
SillyBeanie 8
I had something similar happen to me, I got placed next to a bully though and he made fun of me everyday. I ended up telling my mom (I was really young) who called the school and the next day my teacher changed seats and I got to choose my own seat. Being actually touched though is a very extreme matter, hopefully the teacher did something about it
MrsKilown 20
I would stab him in the throat with pencil... Slay the witch before he uses your hair on a voodoo doll!
shakile78 7
Call the cops or the principal
max1236547 4
You should feel honored.... He chose you.....
SpamPam 18
#19 you should feel honored that I chose to down vote your comment
worldclassrager 41
Ironically you got down voted as well... And I might get it as well
foxwasalamb 24
hes most likely doing shit like this for attention. poor kid
SpamPam 18
I feel more sorry for the girl who was assaulted than the kid who assaulted her.
foxwasalamb 24
i feel sorry for both. if the kid who did it was acting out because he needed attention, instead of the negligence he was getting, doesnt that make you feel sad? that could be prevented. mind you im speculating because i dont know this kid
Axel5238 29
People do dumb stuff stuff for attention. Though I don't think ripping out someones hair and yelling DNA is a " cry for attention". More like he has some serious issues. Though what people find funny/and or acceptable is rather frightening sometimes.
SpamPam 18
No one is owed attention really IMO. He probably doesn't get many people hanging around him because be acts like that. Nothing to feel sorry for really.
worldclassrager 41
Ask for a seating arrangement or somethig
Witchylady 18
The creepy kids bring it on themselves sometimes. Yanking someone's hair out is a sure fire way of being labelled a loser crazy dork at school.