Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I screamed at the top of my lungs in the middle of a math test because I saw a spider that wound up being a hairball. My teacher was incredibly sympathetic, taking off only five points for "disrupting our working environment". FML
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Top comments
laurenlovesjb 20
Ouch! That's assault! I would say something...
alexcr344 7
Punch the kid and take your hair back
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Comments (82)
CzarLaval 9
Maybe hes going to clone you to make sure you have extra organs incase yours fail.
sandman2118 10
Maybe one day you can go over an see his shrine
stiffster 5
he only wanted to clone you
communisttaco 16
Don't worry, it's all part of his master plan. You'll all find out later.
try1995 6
Are you in prison OP after you murdered the bastard?
Joedbag 8
You should have punched him in the face...
Epickitty58 29
That's even worse than in fifth grade when we discovered that one creepy kid in my class had cicada shells stored somewhere in his desk. We found out the hard way: one of the dead cicadas fell out from the pencil lip.
101giglz 2
My friend used to do something exactly like that, and he even told us that one day he would have a clone of all of us.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
What the hell?
MDaemonM 14
where I'm the US??