Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML
Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML
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Barrientos432 5
Sounds like a win to me.
3mi1y_ 16
OMG THAT'S SO COOL! don't complain! :D
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Comments (163)
spoke1396 4
lucky
honeybeex3 0
xD thats funny. ahaaa sorry you got a geico on your face though:b
sunsea_fml 0
epic! haha enjoy it while it lasts
TibbysMusic 1
How do you make those awesome shapes? o.O
manbizzle 1
emoji
furburger 0
That was such an eloquent description, OP. Those carnies are such an unpredictable bunch. One day their facials look like a bunch of white, wiggly worms, and then, the next day, it's in the shape of geckos. Gotta love the originality...
Xuphra 0
Fancy words.
illmatic2 16
I don't like carnies. They scare me.
JankyCakes 0
They have small hands and they smell of cabbage....
xeldawyn 14
hahaha, nice 82
machiko_fml 0
Hahaa. if you could shrink down to about4 inches you could be the new Geico mascot.
nstg8r 0
Imagine when it peels!
smokergirl420 0
that's awesome!!!
zukinihudini 0
awsome
Owndapwn 0
AWESOME!!!!
sk8rgirljj 0
hahha tht happend to me! sept i had stars and it looked good(:
Ludii_fml 0
Are you saying the gecko looks bad?! Bitch!!