Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML
Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML
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Top comments
Barrientos432 5
Sounds like a win to me.
3mi1y_ 16
OMG THAT'S SO COOL! don't complain! :D
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Comments (163)
Poster_Pastry 0
YDI for painting your face at the carnival when its hot causing you to get a sunburn shaped like a gecko face on your face...
furburger 0
Damn. Reading this comment made me feel very sad for you. Get your application ready for lawn mower or garbage collector. Neither of those require intelligence of any sort. You are a perfect fit!
SimplySarah_fml 0
how is that fml I would love that!!
FerrariCake 2
This is not an FML. Geckos are the epitome of cool.
79DrAwkwArD97 0
YDI... I don't understand how people can claim an FML on things they could have easily prevented... Things like condoms and sun block... These are very basic preventative measures...
conman725 0
lucky bitch
auntiemomma 0
what a dumb bitch
iTVrobot 0
U SHOULD BE HAPPY! Gekos are tight and at least u didn't get ur whole face painted
Vagrarian 2
Oh how horrible! You know it will be there forever and ever!!! Why is this even here? It'll fade in a few days. Sheesh. What's next? "Today, I stubbed my toe. FML"??
angtaffe 0
what a stupid fml!!
joshua7 0
aw man #18 you stoke my comment