Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car was broken in for a second time in a month and a half, and for the second time it's now Inoperable. I only got it returned from repairs two days ago. FML
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML
Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
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wtfismyfml 0
insurance just went up
FatNinjaCupcake 0
Did anyone else notice this says "was was"?
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Comments (54)
OnTheSaneSide 0
I'd just like to clarify only Baltimore is that sketchy!!!
darkmis1 18
@31: Have you never heard of Philly or NYC?
bbrrttaanny 0
yls
zenithbelana 0
There were witnesses both times and it seems like it was just two seperate, random, events.
czforester 0
If you're form Maryland, why did you say "flat"?
zenithbelana 0
Those British words and phrases still pop up in my vocabulary.
ichtudirweh 0
It didn't occur to they could be an immigrant?
cavalos94 0
WTF is a flat
sulhaq 4
An apartment. Perhaps it's time for you to realize people, and more importantly, the English language exists outside the boundaries of the great US of A.
omgtooweird 0
oh yea some1 is def tryna teach ur ass a lesson...nd i think its gonna work. good luck
Americunt 0
MercyFML. I remember when I didn't have an FML account, and I'd check out FML's and always see you in the little comment thingys. You're a star, love. :)
Agent_P 0
cops are ******* *****, they really cant be ****** to do their jobs, no joke i saw someone get mugged yesterday and luckly enough i saw a cop coming, trying to be a good sport, i went and reported it to the cop and they said im busy, he was chatting to a not even good looking woman
Szmdarrr2010 0
Omg; tht is so nuts!