Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my Pop-Tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML
Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. Things were going well, the lady was about to offer me the job, but then I got the hiccups. She immediately changed her tone and said, “Yeah, I think we’re done here. Next time, don’t show up to a job interview drunk.” I had no alcohol in my system. FML
Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15
Never accept the donuts.
shawnaishere 14
I hope he doesnt take it serious. I mean what does choking have to do with your qualification.
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Comments (107)
lovebeecharmer 6
Poisoned apple!
perdix 31
Hey, what's going on here? I would have been here sooner, but my psychic powers have been compromised. So, uh, what!?
Enslaved 38
Noor, I'm pretty sure perdix would prefer watching pretty girls eat the eclairs and having it drip down their chins instead. He's very visual!
unknown_user5566 27
Hopefully one of the requirements for the job isn't "must know how to chew food".
Mitcha857 0
Why is this thumbed down?
unknown_user5566 27
54- Guess people didn't like my joke. Oh well!
unknown_user5566 27
45- No no, Perdix would much rather the pretty girls watch HIM eat it. That's why he does Zumba- he needs to burn off the extra donut calories.
auspycious 0
slow and steady wins the race. Don't rush it
greenie213 23
Well if it was a cop interview, the coffee and donuts might have been a test.
Mitcha857 0
Instant fail if you forget how to chew. Potential death by donut. Yeah if you put that on a resume you wouldn't get employed by anyone.
williamcarter93 13
If he choose to hire/not hire you based on the fact that you choked on a piece of food....I would say he has very bad PR skills.
amiritelol 3
Would have been worse if the job was at a donut place, amirite.net ?