Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my Pop-Tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML
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Today, I had an interview for my dream job. Things were going well, the lady was about to offer me the job, but then I got the hiccups. She immediately changed her tone and said, “Yeah, I think we’re done here. Next time, don’t show up to a job interview drunk.” I had no alcohol in my system. FML
Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15
Never accept the donuts.
shawnaishere 14
I hope he doesnt take it serious. I mean what does choking have to do with your qualification.
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Comments (107)
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Noor, I'll never know where you get your ideas...
Enslaved 38
Interviews are to make a good impression. It might have been better to politely decline. Anything could have happened. Spilt coffee, jelly landing on your blouse, powder ring around your mouth and now choking and vomiting? :O
marramrammar 2
Rule number 1 never eat during any interview. Even in lunch or dinner interview one should barely eat until all speaking has concluded. In all the interview etiquette books dude!!
TheDrifter 24
Yes, very bad idea. Perdix loves eclairs I hear, and I didn't buy enough.
JayChuckles 4
No, he's right. That would be worse.
Axipiter 24
Did anyone else read "work on your gag reflex", and immediately think that might be needed to climb the corporate ladder?
Taymah49 7
No more donuts for you
LoganBurrito 6
So he chokes and vomits during an interview for his dream job, AND can never enjoy a delicious donut again? That doesn't help at all...
TheDrifter 24
Nibbling the chocolate off the top of its length and licking that creamy mess from fingertips... man I want an eclair now.
grndNpnd 6
Hope u got the job.
iKendall 3
Yes really