Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should, "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
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Top comments
sammy92 0
well then fix it up! its not that hard to paint it and maybe install some good locks XP
rofflewaffle 9
If a freaking police officer tells you your house looks like a vacant building, maybe you should take his advice! Don't be a slob.
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Comments (74)
MsKittyKatWeber 10
show some responsibility for your home and make it nice. no one wants to look at a dump. YDI
Ashwen 2
The cop has a point, but he was not professional in the way he spoke to the OP. he should have explained the basic points of the broken windows theory. As for fixing the place up if the op probably can't afford a total remodel, and fixing things a little at time on a budget will not help in the short term. Good luck OP
MyNameIsBruce 0
See this is in California, where they barely have any guns at all due to restrictions. I
FriskyCoconut 0
why would you rob a vacant house? if its vacant then there's nothing to steal in it...
EnterNameHere001 5
Why are people hating on the policeman he has to come to OPs house three times now calm her down and do an investigation but OP continues to let her house be an invitation to burglars because they are to lazy to fix it up.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Why do you assume the same officer answered the call for all three robberies? It could have been a different cop every time for we know. She only told us what this particular officer did.
domosumo 0
Tactless and unprofessional. Maybe you can get a nice big dog. Then again, with the laws you guys have in the US, you'd probably get sued when your dog attacked the person that broke into your house! FYL
holly_fly 34
Actually, yes this has happened before... And the person breaking in won and the dog had to be put down -.- so sad that's how society works sometimes .-.
jcrizzle 0
you know it's funny a lot of these FML's sound like BS.
meagpwea 0
Lol
DayAndNite 8
Who robs vacant buildings? If anything it should be extra protection.
Lina92_fml 5
Since you all have so much to say maybe u should buy the tools and labor to fix the place up yourselves.