Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
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Top comments
NotGabe 28
That's when you tell her, "Thank you for your beautiful genetics."
FeatherTips 10
What a bitch way to put it.
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Comments (126)
dinagdotphoto 13
Um..sounds like you really didn't need to ask, did you, OP?
katnissmellark_fml 15
if your a girl put makeup on. if you a guy I dunno what to say.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Being in a relationship is not a gauge for physical attractiveness.
thenewgirl29 20
On an unrelated note, you are quite attractive judging from your profile pic
thenewgirl29 20
Um you are 50% her DNA. So she is insulting herself
abbruzzi67 15
Well hey you look 50% like her so if she thinks your ugly she must think low of herself to
chosha_fml 27
Well you're her kid and someone ****** her, so she really shouldn't be pointing the finger. Even if you look like your dad, she was with him. Either way, sorry your mum's such a bitch, OP.
TheRealPitBoss 17
Burn!!!!
skyeyez9 25
Maybe OPs hygiene is questionable? Or he likes to paint his face like (Heaven forbid) a Juggalo clown, not social, too shy to ask a girl out. It may not be solely his physical appearance, always has a perpetual pissed off expression which makes him intimidating, But how he presents himself is the reason he is single.
knotcool 15
My uncle is a juggalo, and he doesn't have problems getting women at all! Or was it jiggalo? I can't remember...
kallemyster 6
Apply cold water to burned area.
TheBrochure 22
To be efficient, take an iced bath.
The_Paladin 16
It's her gene pool...