Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
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Top comments
NotGabe 28
That's when you tell her, "Thank you for your beautiful genetics."
FeatherTips 10
What a bitch way to put it.
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Comments (126)
Zebediabolical 45
If you ask a question like that then you deserve any answer you get. Sorry, OP, but YDI
Larry01_fml 19
you should of came back and said "I took to your side of the family"
SuperStalker13 5
wow what a bitch that was a mean thing to say
papabear88 6
honesty vs. nice - your mom's dilema
ChawanKiti 15
Someone's mom is a bitch. I thought parents automatically found their children beautiful?
Enslaved 38
"A face only a mother could love" doesn't even apply to you? Damn!
roflstomp716 19
well damn, mom
kaiyybee 10
A good relationship isn't based on looks. Sounds like your mom is a little shallow. Sorry OP.
aLiYaaH_fml 17
Omg! Ur mum can't say that :( Even if u r ugly, which u rnt because everyone is beautiful in their own way, she can't say that to her own way and in such a cruel way too! ;( Dw ur not ugly :)
aLiYaaH_fml 17
*she can't say that to her son and in such a cruel way too
fakedsincerity 32
This post made my brain bleed.
NoNamesFree 8
Great mother you have there, OP.