Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML
Today, my new passport arrived, along with my expired one and its 20-year-old picture. I was comparing the photos when my husband came to look. He laughed and said, "Time is cruel." FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
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Top comments
TechFire 25
Seems more like you waited until the last minute to order it.
thevelociraptor 31
Well he ordered it over a week in advance. Seems like enough time to me...
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Comments (30)
BoredToDeath22 7
Well at least you have it for a week.
iseebearbears 27
Wow. My school does not have parking. We have to resort to the nearby parking lots which charge $19/hour. If and when I decide to drive to school, my parking fee for the day would be around $60!
somthingstupd 9
Hahaha that's terrible i feel your pain bro
judopow 7
Planning ahead is overrated....
tbon3r 15
I'd sell it for double and pop some tags
Brody_Generico 7
U should have just gone to parking services to pick it up instead of getting it mailed
VisheshSood 9
Just cycle. Saves so much money.
dorquesaurus 3
Classic!
fluffycatsdad 33
That totally sucks, but at the same time, $7.50/week for parking is an unreal bargain.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Let me guess - they shipped it via the USPS. No wonder you didn't get it on time.