Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
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Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML
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Comet_Candy 23
Gosh, why didn't she just pack a plastic knife or something :/. Maybe just a spoon... FYL, OP!
itwasthedognotme 14
Wow man, schools are harsh! Hope your mum sticks up for you eventually. FYL.
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Comments (94)
teeeuhhh 12
You could have avoided it by not pulling it out or using it
aljobo 1
You're in high school. Make your own lunch like a big girl. You deserved it
parabel 12
Are you going to a "special" school where the kids have to be protected from themselves?! :o
EmpireCityRay 13
@OP The next time your mom attempts to fly out pack a knife in her luggage and then await her call when she calls out of embarrassment, (mild payback) lmao
ShaSha1992 6
Lol
NicoDiAngelo_fml 4
Sometimes moms can be stupid, and sometimes they're the most intelligent person you know.I wish they would just make up their minds about which one they are.
Joseph_McGullion 2
Moms these days
Bootrick 11
Zero tolerance policies are retarded. Welcome to the inefficiency of public institutions.
AubreyDucrat 8
That's sucks. That happened To me once but my parents talked to the principal letting him know I didn't put it in there
Epickitty58 29
Because you need a steak knife for frickin cream cheese