Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
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Top comments
Comet_Candy 23
Gosh, why didn't she just pack a plastic knife or something :/. Maybe just a spoon... FYL, OP!
itwasthedognotme 14
Wow man, schools are harsh! Hope your mum sticks up for you eventually. FYL.
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Comments (94)
nedyra 4
I'm really getting annoyed seeing OP used in the comment section
ShellyLahey 14
Since when did teachers or staff actually check up on you when your eating? You could have just quickly used it and hid it; that's what we all do because there's a teacher who goes around watching everyone.
jh921971 10
How would she know that rule? She doesn't go school anymore let alone your school...
Ariana_Grande_fml 8
Wow. Like really. How stupid is ur mom
cas17 9
Crazy idea maybe.. but if you're old enough to get suspended for having a knife, you're more than old enough to pack your own damn lunch. It's not your mom's fault. Take responsibility.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Make your own lunch. ALWAYS. Make your own lunch.
TheVurcle 10
A STEAK knife? For just cream cheese? No offense but does your mom cook at all? I feel sorry for you man
kalbrek009 20
I don't get why she's pack a steak knife instead of a butter knife....must be some seriously solid cream cheese...also, these days how could she not know ALL knives are pretty much banned from ALL schools?
deadheadhippie 5
Why would she pack a steak knife?
stiffster 5
take your mom into school to explain. i'm sure you have your suspension recanted