Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, while working as a receptionist at a doctor's office, my boss asked me to check in one more patient before I left. He paid his $50 copay in nickels and dimes. FML
Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML
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Top comments
badass243 6
you should thrown em down and yelled "AW HELL NO"
TinyEMT 6
That's beyond disgusting. -_-
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SignUpisntcool 3
I would have tripped her then put them down her shirt!
stevelaurie 0
W.... T.....F!?!?!! Is all I'd be thinking
Miaoudeminou 7
When I worked retail I learned quickly you bring the garbage bin to them. I had many people try to give me snot-filled tissues. Yeah I'm not touching that. Some people looked at me strangely for it but I'd like to not get sick and miss out on work when I'm living paycheck to paycheck.
Karina147 1
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth
ckrider64 8
i woulda hit her
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
That's just plain wrong... How can ppl act so uncivilized ?
cartedor 18
horrible woman. what a freak
unholyswiss 19
Would've decked her and broken her damn jaw, and shattered her bottom teeth so she wouldn't have a way to chew them off