Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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perdix 31
You could have put a dimple in tree, then there would be two in a million.
d4m4s74 12
If you're one a million, there are six thousand like you
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Comments (102)
WhyAmUHere 19
Perhaps he was reminiscing about his dead wife, who had dimples like yours, and he once said she was "one in a million".
Vimy 6
That was my first thought too; the old man was just reminiscing some long ago memory. Probably got a little too lost there and overstepped some boundaries, but really, he seemed harmless.
buddy51 23
999,999 orgasms before stroking you! Score!
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry OP, but I just love me some face dimples (back dimples too). I'll try to resist next time. I'll just grab myself and rub while staring you dead in the eye.
olgakl 8
I don't get it, why is it a bad thing to be told that you are special in a good way? Even from a random stranger) OP ignore your friends, they're just jealous :D
U_GotitDude 18
That is really awkward
wagne057 6
What are the odds that would happen?
False_Stupidity 42
About one in a million...
ravenevercross 19
That's hilarious. And cute.
Ellenpop 15
This is one of the few I literally lol'd at.
jarrettd 27
People with dimples unite #1
m3lyc 18
I love dimples on a girl lol.
jbsington 8
This sounds exactly like something my friends would do.