Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML
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staaacey 30
I'd like someone sticking up for me. are you sure he was weird and not just trying to help?
jojimugo 20
Not all hero’s wear a cape
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Comments (31)
Kristoffer 35
Did you thank him? I hope so. He did a nice thing for you.
ojosRojos 28
I clicked YDI but in a good way. You deserved to have someone stick up for you when those other guys were being pervy
cheesebond 29
If you’re mad that they said you had a nice ass then how can you say the guy was weird for helping you?! If that’s the case then you deserved it and didn’t deserve his help. You’re ungrateful.
EmDizzle2007 28
so, is the fml here that you WANTED the attention, and the "weird guy" basically twat swatted you??
Lurker1 9
This is why guys have stopped being nice. Try to help a girl out and stop harassment only to get called weird or sometimes worse. I've done the same as this guy, saw a girl getting catcalled at a bar by two guys making her very uncomfortable so I told them that she was my sister and to piss off, she brought me a drink and said thank you. On the other hand I've held the door open for a girl walking behind me and was slapped and called a misogynistic pig. Its very hit and miss these days.
PenguinPal3017 19
I guess they never miss, huh?
SaucierGirl 20
I’d be glad that someone was standing up for me. New best friend?
0neiros 14
NO, he wasn't some weird dude, he was a guy who thought maybe you shouldn't be treated like a piece of meat, but with courtesy and decency, too ******* bad you don't
baristalbc 18
Maybe they were ogling another girl?