Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML
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redbluegreen 41
It's arm hair, come on. People need to stop overlooking the fact that they're mammals.
perdix 31
You ought to go commando to school one day, corner the little creep, hike up your skirt and say, "Now, THIS is hairy. . . " He won't need any more speech therapy because he'll never speak again.
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Comments (85)
maddycakes19 0
i would be so self concius(spelling fail) after that! but if you shave u will have to shave like everyday on your arms and legs. so start waxing!
josebeto 0
lovely picture
jal10a 1
12 that is a myth
perdix 31
You ought to go commando to school one day, corner the little creep, hike up your skirt and say, "Now, THIS is hairy. . . " He won't need any more speech therapy because he'll never speak again.
KlaysonRoque 0
hahahaha ******* love this coment!!!
Emmy_m92 0
Hah! That's rich.
RebelHeart7 0
Dude your comments totally rock!!!! You just made my day ^_^
SoFreshAndYetDep 0
Trim your limbs! Damn.
eddieyes 0
lmfao
Rape_Laser 0
hahaha
Rape_Laser 0
hahaha
MetroKidd 0
The kid got over speech problems and you're worried about the fact that he thinks your arms are hairy? Way to be a good person OP
FMLynn 0
it's time to shave yeah .
sepdps 0
yeah, #1 and 5.. I dye my arm hairs.. they are really dark so I dye them blonde;)
eehizle 0
how is that posibly a winky emoticon? it's just gross.
RedPillSucks 33
Grow up. Everyone has arm hair. Now if she dyed them blue...
rockinbecca2 4
Lol that'd be cool to walk around with blue or green arm hair. Lol
gusgus36 5
well, he was still being articulate anyway... just articulate AND insulting. all girls have some arm hair (to my knowledge...lol) but if yours is really bad, wax it (or shave if you want to maintain it all the time). could be you have a normal amount of arm hair but the kid just noticed that women have arm hair too, so to him it's weird.
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
shave your sausquach arms
Draminicaus 0
Is that what would happen if Sasquatch mated with a sausage?
Draminicaus 0
Is that what would happen if Sasquatch mated with a sausage?
worldclass 0
The less you wear, the more you need nair.
matt692009 0
Instead of complaining, shave?? Why do people have to be so dumb.