Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
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Top comments
PhantomCrevan 8
If it makes you uncomfortable, ask him to stop? That said, he's probably telling the truth, since compression and pressure make a lot of people feel safe, particularly a lot of people on the autism spectrum. Maybe see if you can find or make something to imitate that stimulus if he's being serious. (Also, you have a pretty effective way to calm him down if he gets upset or angry, or if the two of you get in an argument. Just don't abuse your newly found superpower.)
exileonmainst 16
It also helps that you have the same name as his favourite character on Family Guy.
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Comments (36)
Goatstookallusernames 5
Picture it... with a Goofy skinny guy that looks like Shaggy (Scooby Doo).
Snufkinn 16
Who doesn't feel safe wrapped up in boobs?
Remy Authement 5
marry that man he will never leave you
davecross 11
You better hit the gym and lay off the cheeseburgers
Surewhatever 36
I don't eat much at all! I have been fairly thin most of my adult life, and also quite the exercise enthusiast. Just lately had a couple injuries and I think maybe some hormone-related shit that's causing some weight gain and exhaustion. Yuck.
Dale Gulley 8
It's not too late to dump this guy, who seems like he doesn't mind that you've gained weight. Find a guy who is going to nag you about the extra pounds and critique your diet, or push you into the gym. Perhaps you prefer body shaming over thick girl love?
ChuckChuckyLukeMrCowboy 5
Not that we were worried cuz we don't know u yeet
thatbitch_ 6
They’re just being weird, my boyfriend does shit like that??
Tara Van Camp 12
I would take that as a good thing, then again I don't know your boyfriend personally. sounds sweet
TJ Bradley 10
I do this with my fiance,who has some weight. she loves me being all huggy and cuddly and honestly bigger girls are more attractive tbh
edwardcullenisme 6
That’s cute no?