Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
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joooeee 3
17, thanks for the info. I'll be stopping by tomorrow.
ambowew 7
Shame your father wasn't home when the burglars came calling, then they might have stolen him too, if you were lucky.
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Comments (94)
spicyasscakes 0
awwww nut
rawrchikarawr 0
O.o
eviiee_fml 3
great dad you've got
anniekins 6
NTS: get a housewatcher that will actually check up on your house next time.
yoyodog27 5
REVENGE!!!!
yoyodog27 5
revenge
jklol11 0
one word: revenge.
paradiseisland01 0
sorry to say that your dad has serious problems , not caring where your stuff went. I would never ask him for nothing anymore if I was you.can't be trusted .
Riddles66 0
Thank you dad.
rbubbles 20
he's probably the one who stole all your belongings and sold them on eBay. just a thought :)