Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
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joooeee 3
17, thanks for the info. I'll be stopping by tomorrow.
ambowew 7
Shame your father wasn't home when the burglars came calling, then they might have stolen him too, if you were lucky.
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Comments (94)
hereweshallgo 0
now you have an empty house for partying!
ilyfrenchiee 0
LOLOL!
Nosmo75 4
Get a new dad.
galacticstorm 6
maybe just lock up ur house next time? might help
annihil8or 15
Ur dad is a moron, doesnt he realize hes gonna have to help pay for new stuff or let u move in ¿
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
You should rape somebody.
grdianknight 0
everyone's blaming the father, did it ever occur to you that maybe op wasn't clear about dad watching the place?
roxiesugarsizzle 0
if dad couldn't watch the house I wouldn't trust dad to babysit. did this persons dad grow up in a little European village where men did nothing but work?
nujeyla 0
That was so irresponsible of him!! He should get u new stuff :|. Fyl OP
dasfro 2
whoa everyone thinks the dad is the bad guy but maybe the OP was a retard and never told him.