Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
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Top comments
fightingkittens 39
Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.
sux4u121 10
I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.
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Comments (45)
egrudy 9
Mount her!
screenager5 35
yes... that seems like a proportional response...
jjbond01 4
Not a big deal, if you like her I'm sure you can get her np now.
Epikouros 32
That's no laughing matter. You're a bad sub, you should have said "Thank you, Mistress."
Kkkdawg 27
I was just thinking.. If OP had slapped the chicks ass it probably woulda been harassment. Awesome double standards.
paintedchocolate 30
Nah, it doesn't have to be. Most of the girls I know would take it as a joke as long as they get along with the slapper. Usually they go as far as to repay the favour. ;) Fooling around like that only goes to show that you're comfortable with each other.
N1gh7m4r3 2
Sounds like foreplay to me.
perdix 31
Looks like you're going to have to do her doggie-style.
Brainnnnz 19
Wow, a perdix comment worth a negative vote count? The world really has ended after all...
lilhellian 27
perdix has gotten alot down lately..
nukemdukem 8
Cherish the butt slap
shaww 28
Use your ninja-like reflexes to smack her ass next time
shaww 28
you should have done the logical thing and turned around right before the slap, circle around her, and give her ass a nice slappin'.
mykelinva 4
If she is still laughing, you are in my friend. Make reservations at a nice restaurant and ask her to go with you. If she says yes, swat her on the the butt as you walk away.