Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML
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Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
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Today, my husband had a bad stomach bug and fever. While I was at work, he had diarrhoea but couldn't make it to the toilet so he went in the bin next to his desk, crawled back into bed, and passed out. It sat there in this heatwave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, I'm horribly sick with a stomach bug. My wife insists on yelling for my help every fifteen minutes, saying, "If you want kids, you better get used to this. They don't just go away when you're sick." When she's sick, however, she expects to be treated like a princess. FML
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Aphrodite 20
Time to go fill up a bucket of water....
pinkladysunshyn 5
get a new partner
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Comments (23)
Akitakat 31
Time to invest in a cattle prod. ;)
Mayaaaaaaaaa 12
Take a poo right on his sleeping face. What a jerk.
Brightside86 31
Communication can be difficult, are you sure you're using the type of communication that your husband responds well to?
TheSacredRatty 18
Divorce his ass
Taurus_ChicKa 37
March into that bedroom and get his lazy ass up. If my husband did that, he'd be getting an ear-full. But seriously, if you've got that nasty virus, there's no need for you to be cleaning the house until you feel better. It can wait 24 hours.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Vomit all over him, then rip him a new ass and tell him when he's done cleaning himself up either go get you some medicine and clean the house while YOU recuperate or else look for a divorce lawyer. Sounds like a POS...
AmbrosiaFan 19
On another note, if you are horribly sick, you shouldn't even be cleaning the house. SO I could see hubby seeing you clean, meaning you are well enough to get your own medicine. If you are that horribly sick, time to hop into bed and try to get some rest. unless you aren't that sick.
zoelog 10
if you're so miserable why are you cleaning the house? and if you're ok enough to clean then I should think you could go to the store yourself.
randybryant799 21
Why are you cleaning the house? That makes no sense.