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🌶️ Spicy
Tasty!
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
lunarstrain
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taste test
Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML
Pissedoff777
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taste test
Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
cortanaisahobot
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hot and… greasy
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy talk
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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Lillinette 2
well, apple sauce IS pretty good.
JERZBornNRaised 7
here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood
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Comments (195)
Zebidee 9
Maybe he wants to pork you?
sourgirl101 29
"Pork" chops and apple sauce?(:
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Learn how to make it, it is easy and delicious!
Sparx1_1 16
Unless he means he likes to **** the applesauce I don't see the problem. Lots of people get turned on by unusual things - especially foods, it's not that big a deal as long as it's something harmless.
piiing 0
wtf! I don't understand how...? bc he puts his junk in it to get off? if not I don't understand how that could be a turn on. unlesss he has some developmental issues as a child and is now stuck on them??
iRadiium 0
you would be surprised there are only so many ways you can make love with your hand
iRadiium 0
you would be surprised there are only so many ways you can make love with your hand
_Vamp_ 9
I love me some apl sass. That stuff turns anybody on!
melmeldolphin 8
Well then get the man some damn applesauce!
MrRawwr84 0
well drizzle apple sauce on him then...
danielforman 0
Why have a whipped cream bikini when you can have an apple sauce one!? :D
saleha97 4
Wow, **** your life. Applesauce gets your boyfriend horny. Hpw in the world are you going to get some of that? I really dont get why these FML's get approved, and not mine .. :/
wisericky 12
cuz your fmls suck... go sit in the corner with the other sore losers. p.s in my book, u got ponts 4 liking nazi zombies but u lost some for having a ps3
sourgirl101 29
That's odd. Apple sauce reminds me of baby food. To each its own. Perhaps, you could get an apple scented candle for the bedroom. I've heard the scent of pumpkin pie turns on a lot of guys too.(:
ILoveEggnog 7
It really does, oddly enough.