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🌶️ Spicy
Tasty!
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
lunarstrain
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taste test
Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML
Pissedoff777
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taste test
Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
cortanaisahobot
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hot and… greasy
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy talk
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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Lillinette 2
well, apple sauce IS pretty good.
JERZBornNRaised 7
here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood
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Comments (195)
FMLttp12 0
You could lay in a tub with apples and when he comes in say "Oh you need to turn these apples into... Sauce" in a super sexy voice. Or just cover yourself in apple sauce to get him horny, or buy apple scented room freshners and get it on ALL day long, or just lay in apples sauce and moan. (:
skittles88 0
He's a keeper!!
splarf1991 0
if it's cinnomin I can understand lol
Djosef_fml 0
At least you know he wasn't with you just to pop your cherry.
blackveilbride15 0
meee toooo
mahan13 0
I love my apple sauce too but damn...Sorry FYL
juicycouture12 0
it could easily be A LOT worse. my boyfreind likes chinese food
HustnWeHavAProbl 0
wtf
CHOCOLATE1CE 0
sexy......
k8iejean 0
What made this post extra funny to me is that my friends and I use the code "apple sauce" for "I'm on my period."