Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
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Top comments
Kenik 6
Well climb back up there and push her down!
yummycupkake 0
did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)
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Comments (256)
sheethapins 13
Time to make like a tree and leaf.
iChel413 6
Lol
sockmunky 3
lol i read that in stewie's voice.
je_suis_fml 11
*leave
MsSoulReaper 27
152 didn't get the joke.
ollierobs 0
Same 133, what has family guy done to my mind...
BIEBERSLAYER 10
nice classic lol
ayooBrandon 12
tough love
DocBastard 40
OP and hot girl sittin' in a tree... F-A-L-L-I-N-G
quinnjamin10 2
I do not understand, why are trees.
teh_uber_muffin 3
Amazing, Doc.
IdontWanna69 8
That just means she likes you. ?
IdontWanna69 8
Sorry about my double comment and the ? which is supposed to be a smily face thing...
Saltime 0
It's cause you touch yourself at night.
quinnjamin10 2
it's fine, just.. why?unwtdrldei
IdontWanna69 8
That just means she likes you. ?
maffy4ever 8
That's her way of flirting, OP!
stepho14 0
you got a lucky girl ;)
CorinnaHEY 6
reoow;]
SoccerRebel594 0
Retarded cat meowing?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Me Gusta... hehehe...
bigmanj28 0
She likes you!
kidincalifornia 0
your her b**ch now
fuzzyrat1 4
you're*