Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
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Kenik 6
Well climb back up there and push her down!
yummycupkake 0
did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)
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Comments (256)
MaryJane232323 9
Aww you should ask her out...-__-
skittlesss 0
cute ! :D
quinnjamin10 2
Wtf is wrong with you. There is nothing cute about breaking their leg's. You obviously cannot read or you are heartless. jking gawd.
HeeroXKwon 3
no youuu
Nguyenydapooh 5
Love hurts
A1wayzSmi1ing17 0
guys push girls all the time when they are flirting.. that was just a love push(:
RabidBunny 10
I like climbing trees myself! She is adventurous and that is how she bonds :D I'd say if she likes you too than I'm sure you could put up with being pushed.
instnt1nfction 17
james bond
dennis96411 12
Hey, love hurts!
KVKdragon 26
it's nice to see a fellow Symbionic Titan fan. I love that show and I really wish it wasn't cancelled
dennis96411 12
Yeah, they replaced a show with you-know-what...
dennis96411 12
Have you watched the show on YouTube? I use to upload the show in HD until CN caught me :3
paradiseisland01 0
I'm sure she didn't mean it.i was a probably accident.
McAninch35 9
Is that different than a regular accident?
darkness4dummies 0
my exboyfriend did that to me.......
gracygirl1 0
umm. is that pfp you? unless ur gay.
darkness4dummies 0
thats me in my pfp
lmaoatall 6
climb back up that tree and go all lumberjack on her ass. guaranteed she'll be climbing your wood every chance she has. go Tarzan!!
valleyshooter 8
screw that. get an axe and cut the tree down. next thing you'll know, she'll be falling for op.
lmaoatall 6
nothing wrong with doing it in a tree. just avoid the pines. those cones can leave one hell of a cherry on your ass!
LizzJizz 16
Lol...shoulda pelted her with rocks while u were down there XD